Catching The Rain

Global warming – now it’s getting serious

Sea levels are rising to alarming levels, species are threatened with extinction, but if you read the latest news stories it’s getting even worse:

• we will now have to mow our lawns all year round
• deadly moths are invading the UK (OK, maybe not)
• there’s a deadly witch doctor’s plant sweeping Britain (can we see a ‘deadly’ trend developing?)
• and even the computer companies are trying to make sure that their chips have a zero carbon footprint (I wonder if McDonalds will follow suit?)

But now the final, devastating piece of news….

• shirtless workmen have been seen putting up the Christmas lights

And all this because of global warming. It’s worse than I thought.

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